Covering one’s Backside
Children are to be banned from paddling during school trips under “health and safety guidelines”.
Apparently they are to be ordered not to wade into ankle-deep water until teachers first carry out a full risk assessment and put “proper measures in place”.
This has nothing, NOTHING to do with health and safety. It is legislation gone MAD and is more about covering one’s BACK.
Whatever next, no using the school loos without a biological inspection (looking in the matter, as it were)?
I’ve never heard anything so ridiculous in my LIFE!